Keri Rousey

lone-w0lff:

Bros before hoes

Junk before trunk

Balls before dolls

Padres before I sleep with two madres

Brad Pitt before grab clit

These nuts before skinny sluts

Masturbate before ask her to date

Beef stew before watching the view

Male erection before one direction

Mario and luigi before Thelma and louizeee

Bert and Ernie before squirt and spermy

Man purses before.. regular purses

Sports before genital warts.. No…

John madden before…. jasmine from Aladdin!

forrome:

"How’s school?"

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didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

tylendead:

this explains everything

tylendead:

this explains everything

buckythirteen:

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

Iron Gran

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.